Below is your shopping cart where you can see what you have selected for purchase. You can change the quantities of any items, remove items you no longer require, and also change your delivery options.
To complete your purchase, click on the Checkout button to pay online.
FREE: Your turd will be sent out in a postage bag using Royal Mail 2nd class delivery. Proof of postage will be obtained but we cannot be held responsible for loss or damage in transit.
First Class Recorded: Your Turd is carefully wrapped in bubble wrap and put into a postage bag. It will go by Royal Mail first class and will require a signature on delivery. If you are not home during the day please provide an alternative address where there will be someone available to sign for your parcel. Alternatively you will be left a card and you can collect your parcel from the post office. Should anything happen to your turd in transit it is insured to the value of £30.00.
Special Delivery Next Day: Your Turd is carefully wrapped in bubble wrap, put into a sturdy box and posted to you. Orders made before 1pm using this option will go out by special delivery for arrival the next day - and you will need to sign for item. If you are not home during the day please provide an alternative address where there will be someone available to sign for your parcel. Alternatively you will be left a card and you can collect your parcel from the post office. Should anything happen to your turd in transit it is insured up to the value of £500.00
If you want the Turd box to be kept in pristine condition, we strongly recommend the "special next day delivery" option.
All Postage and Packaging is charged at cost or less.
