Description
Born: Bowl de Bling
Date of Dump: May 1980
Lives: Dash Heights, Brown Chapel
This bad ass mother grew up in the slums of Brown Chapel, spending much of his time listening to Public Enema and practicing his body plopping. Now one of the biggest crap artists in the plop charts, his collaborations with artists such as Eminenema and Scoop Doggy Poop have made this sizeable sh*t a legend.
Before cleaning up in the crap scene, Whifty used to lead a life of grim. He was one of Drudge Town’s biggest bug dealers, selling maggot candy and pimping out flies at the Moulin Stooge club. Alas, this led to him being shot to sh*t by Poo Diddy in a stinking drive-by poopin’.
Although Whifty tries to keep his arse clean, there is always some cack-addicted turdette with a kiss and smell story which makes him sh*t the headlines…
Likes: Kicking up sh*t, dumping iron, gold toilet chains
Dislikes: Poo-lice, bleach bullets, being quiet
Catchphrase: “Is it coz I’m brown?”
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