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Very Good Shit

Special Edition, Flushed

Production Run
5000 UK

Description
Born: Bowl de port-a-loo

Date of Turd: October 1974

Lives in: In the next life...

Very Good Sh*t was the older brother of Sh*tfaced, who now resides in the spirit realm, upon a cloud.

Having spent years cultivating his own wacky baccy, Very Good Sh*t stumbled on a secret stash of Bog's (God to us humans) own reserve, from which his first toot on the special brew was more than any mere mortal Turd could handle. His trip sadly, became a permanent vacation.

However, upon his elevation, he brought a bag of the fine stuff to bribe Bog for a set of wings, halo and a harp. From his cloud, very good sh*t keeps an eye out for his little brother, sh*t faced.

Every now and then, Very good sh*t can be heard uttering words of devin wisdom to passing turds, including "you have to get high to get to heaven dude!"

The Very Good Sh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this special edition figurine stands approximately 15cm/6" high and comes with collectors individually numbered certificate and log book.

Complete with harp and a large smoke, making really chilled music man.

Likes: Everything and everybody (espescially after he's had a toot!)

Dislikes: The come down, so he doesn't

Catchphrase: "you have to get high to get to heaven dude!"

Additional Information
Average delivery time 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days

CodeSizeCollectors ValuePrice To Buy 
TSF005 Approx 13cms £45.00 £40.00 Add To Cart

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