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Turtlehead

Flushed

Description
Born: Bowl de Halfpipe

Date of Dump: May 1987

Lives In: Turdville Suburbs
A shy Turd, Turtlehead always seems to want to come out, but then changes his mind!

It's not an easy life for Turtlehead, on one hand he's the cleverest Turd in Turdville High School (equalled only by ‘Log On' the computer geek, his arch intellectual nemesis). Then again, he's a shy Turd who's regularly retreating into his shell and being used a Frisbee by older bully Turds.

Secretly hoping to impress the Turd of his dreams, Sweetcorn, Turtlehead regularly practices his Turdboarding skills with his buddy Floater. It is only the hardness of his head that allows him to perfect his ‘Shell from Hell' board routine, which involves a gravity defying head spin.

Turtlehead has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.

Likes: Turdboarding, Sweetcorn and Studying.

Dislikes: Bullies, the art of Frisbee and Log On.

Catchphrase: “You're giving me shell ache!”

Additional Information
Average delivery time 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days

CodeSizeCollectors ValuePrice To Buy 
TFI012 Approx 11cms £20.00 £15.00 Add To Cart

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