Special Edition, Flushed
Production Run
5000 Global
Description
Born: Bowl de Uzi
Date of Dump: January 1984
Lives In: Arse de la Vista
If you're a Turd partying at the ‘Chocolate Starfish Club', you'll have avoided bumping into Turdinator at all costs. This half Turd, half alloy mean machine is not one to mess with. With massive crushing power and an iron grip, he is the closest bodyguard and assassin to the Bogfather.
Turdinator's origins are unknown, but there are whispered rumours that he's the result of industrial sewage and metal recycling accident which occurred in Drudgetown. Turdinator was then re-constructed by Bogfather to complete his menacing tasks.
This Turd never sleeps or eats and you must understand this…the Turdinator is out there. It cannot be reasoned with, it cannot be bargained with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse and it will not stop…until you are one dead shit.
The Turdinator has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this special edition figurine stands approximately 15cm/6" high and comes with collectors date of dump silver certificate with individual coding, silver top turd tips and silver laminated box. and log book
Likes: Guns, cross network neural processing and lubricant.
Dislikes: Emotion and weakness.
Catchphrase: “I'll be crap!”
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