Born: Bowl de Bruise
Date of Dump: January 1979
Lives In: Trailer Trash Park
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Tough Sh*t comes with his own baseball bat and jail bird tattoo. If a Chav was a Turd this would be the kiddie.
Tough Sh*t is known infamously in Bog Central as a 'tasty squeezer'. Tough carries on his family's long-standing traditions for intimidation and violence as a debt collector Alca-pong (the Bogfather's arch enemy). Working with best buddy 'Sh*t a Brick' and his trusty battered baseball bat (a.k.a. the Pacifier). He is enough to strike the fear of Bog into law-abiding Turds.
Without question, Tough Sh*t's childhood was....well....tough. Taught at an early age "the way of the chav" by his Grandplop (a well known underworld 'faece') to "knock ten barrels out of any sh*t who crosses ya"! Tough has spent plenty of lock down time in Bowlmarsh and Tapeworm Scrubs prisons...
In his spare time, Tough likes nothing more than to argue with his missus 'Bird Sh*t', watch Sty Digital and reel off stunning vocabulary such as lock-up, monkey, pony, face, tug, slap, the look, red mist, guv'nor, cheeky b*stard, cozzers and do ya time!
Tough Sh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Turds that don't pay up their debts on time and fellow chavs
Dislikes: Turds that pay up their debts on- time
Catchphrase: I had to hurt him!
