Description
Born: Bowl de Botland
Date of Dump: 1802
Lives: Drudge Town
The Turd world is now home to one of the tightest arses you will ever meet. After being flushed from bonnie ‘Botland’, Tight Arse decided to make a living frm other people’s sh*t and built the recycling factory in Drudge Town.
Originally part of the Tight McSh*te clan, this guy wouldn’t give you the paper to wipe your arse on. If you think you have a boss from hell, try working for this arsehole. His factory workers receive below minimum pay and no bonuses or incentives other than threats of a flushing.
In recent years Tight Arse has even been known to ban celebrations of any type within the factory, including the festive season of Shatmus…He is the true Ebenezer Stoole of the Turd World.
Likes: Money, slave labour, Ebenezer Stoole
Dislikes: Shatmus, Birthdays and parting with cash
Catchphrase: “Show me the money.”
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