Flushed
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504
Description
Born: Bowl de Scally
Date of Dump: July 1985
Lives: Skidderpool Palace
Ever since he was a little winnet, sport was all he was into. Dragged up on the edge of Trailer Trash Park, only one road separated him from the hallowed ground of Pan Uniturd Stadium.
Shatball was his life, his dream and his first love. Strain would slip his boot on and be off down the pitch to knock a shatball about. He loved nothing more than to slide around the pitch like South Ameripan Turd, Dungo Maraponga. At the age of 15, Strain was signed to Everpong Uniturd to play shatball against the big sh*ts and international superturds such as David Crapham.
“Pooney! Pooney! Pooney!” is a chant regularly heard around Everpong stadium as Strain squeezes through the defence and plops one in the net.
Likes: Pap Girls, brownwash victories, hard tackles
Dislikes: I-poo tests, pooperazi, Lazy Sh*ts
Catchphrase: “You’re SH*T! And you know you are!”
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