Flushed
Description
Born: Bowl de Best
Date of Dump: October 1941
Lives In: Brownchapel
Steamin comes with his own drink, fag and vomit so watch the carpet with this little fellow. Gives rat arsed a new meaning.
Over a glass of the strong stuff, this rough old diamond will tell you that he could have been a contender..60 years Turd and boy, it's the hardest game in the Turd World ain't it?
Born into Turd royalty (well, if you count being brought up on a bench outside Buckingmyarse Palace), Steamin' can't convey his love for his fellow Turds enough, throwing his arm around complete strangers and slurring "No...no...I'm not pished...I really, really love you...
Steamin' is one Turd World's greates p*ss artists. A combination of reviewing fine art and being drunk (at the same time), ensured that Steamin' made his name amongst the greats such as, Jackson B*lloxed and Rim Rant... a true scholar to the bottle.
But there is genius here... Steamin' can often be seen in the corner of the betting shop spending hours scribbling out his winning formula for fly racing...or it could just be that he hasn't figured out that his pencil is upside-down.
Steamin has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Immovable objects and walls that don't spin.
Dislikes: An empty glass!
Catchphrase: Bottoms up!
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