Description
Born: Bowl de Missish*tti
Date of Dump: January 1935
This Turd needs no introduction: ‘Smellvis’ is legendary. He had quiet a sh*te upbringing (violins) and didn’t have much to look forward to but his love of music and a good beating. Spending his childhood strumming his shat-tar, no-one would suspect that this turd would become so big.
Performing to sell-out audiences at the Crapston bowel, Smellvis has had more tunes than Lazy Sh*t has had hot dinners (and that’s tons, looking at him).
He has spent more time in the plop charts than any other fartist. He is such an idol to so many little sh*ts that they have built a bowl in the centre of Bog Central as a skidmark of respect after his tragic death in McArses (Maggot Burder O.D). With classics including ‘Fart Break Hotel’, ‘All Sh*t Up’ and ‘Hound Log’ this legend will pong on into the history books of time.
Likes: Maggot Burgers, Maggot Burgers and even more Maggot Burgers!
Dislikes: Diets, World War Poo, Whifty Scent
Catchphrase: “Smellvis has left the toilet!”
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