Description
Born: Bowel de Know-it-all
Date of Dump: September 1984
Lives: Turdsville
Aspiring to make his stain upon the Turd world, Smart Arse is determined to become the greatest sh*t for brains to pass into the Turd World since Albert Einstrain.
Quite the opposite to his farthest cousin, Dumb Sh*t, Smart Arse graduated Turdsville High with 20 A(rse) levels and is soon set to finish Oxford Pooniversity with a straight wipe across the boards.
Renowned for his over enthusiasm and brown nosing, Smart Arse was pupil of the year for the last 3 years, just beating his best mate Log On to retain the title. Sometimes a scent of jealousy can be smelt between these best buddies, although this is normally resolved over a nail-biting game of trivial poosuit.
Likes: Blockbusters, Libraries and being a Smart Arse
Dislikes: Thick Sh*ts, Little Sh*t and Poopidity
Catchphrase: “I’ve farted, so I will finish.”
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