Description
Born: Bowl de Ring
Date of Dump: Feb 1981
Lives In: Bog Central
One of the most romantic little sh*ts you'll ever meet, Sloppy loves just about everyone - but not everyone loves him! Falling in love at the plop of a splat, Sloppy has had more wipeouts than Floater!
Sloppy recently smashed the record, previously held by Sh*tney, for 'the shortest marriage within the Turd world'. After a drunken binge, he married Dee Dee Dump, a gold digging 'Pap Girl' from the Moulin Stooge, who, so sickened by Sloppy's ways by the end of their wedding day, didn't even turn up for the honeymoon!
For a Turd so full of affection, Sloppy is a really shy sh*te. He can all too often be found alone, in strawberry rims park, writing poetry to soften his next love. But will he ever find a Turdette to grow crusty and white with?
Sloppy Sh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Wedding cake and having a pap dance.
Dislikes: Candlelit meals for one and Hunky Sh*ts.
Catchphrase: Roses are red, Violets are poo!
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