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Description
Born: Bowl de Gladstone
Date of Dump: July 1848
Lives In: Brownchapel District
One of Turd world's most feared serial killers. This evil little sh*t was the perpetrator of the infamous Brownchapel murders and created the biggest Turd hunt of the last 100 years (which still continues to this day).
In 1888, this killer appeared from the deepest gloom of bog fog and amongst the dark streets of Brownchapel, viciously murdered 5 sphincters and claimed the lives of many more Turds. He then disappeared as quickly as he appeared, never to be seen again.
Leaving only his ‘Ripper' diary, the famed detective ‘No Sh*t Sherlock' was the only Turd who came closest to catching more than a whiff of him. Some believe he is still out there, stalking those Turds stupid enough to walk the dark passages of Brownchapel at night.
Shat the Ripper has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 10cm/4" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Surgical instruments, dark passages and anatomy studies.
Dislikes: Detectives, female Turds, his mother and ‘No Sh*t Sherlock'.
Catchphrase: “I am Shat….!”
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