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Shit for Brains

Description
Born: Bowel de Double

Date of Dump: No-one really knows or really cares

Lives: Sh*t Creeks


In the depths of Sh*t Creek lives a very special Turd, a sh*tzophrenic skid billy, who struggles at times to remember his own namne. This lethargic crazy sh*t has a split personality… Yes, the voices in his head are real… That’s his brown buddy, Nugget.

Nugget is a hugely controlling little sh*t who loves to mess in his head, making Sh*t for Brains a very unpredictable, scary turd, especially when fuelled with moonsh*te and an hour of the Tex Ass-Strain Massacre.


Likes: The Elephant Pan (pictures only), Frankenstrain (pictures only), sucking his thumb

Dislikes: Himself, People, Cute Furry Things

Catchphrase: “Squeal like a sid boy…”

Additional Information
Average delivery time 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days

CodeSizePrice To Buy 
TFI033 Approx 11cms £9.80 Add To Cart

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