Flushed
Description
Born: Bowl de Port–a-Loo
Date of Dump: March 1976
Lives In: Anywhere
Sh*tfaced is a nomad who now and again comes back to his mother’s trailer at ‘Bob Hope’s No Hope Trailer Park’ to pick up some fresh herb for his travels around Turd World. Indeed, his journey from the trailer park into Turdville is now nicknamed by locals as the “8 Mile High Club” after a UFO (Unconscious Flying Object) sighting, where Sh*tfaced was seen floating after a rather good toot on the wackier baccy.
Now and again you’ll see Sh*tfaced at evening time, shooting flies and drinking beer with his buddy Widebirth. These two go-getters love nothing more than to “toot and shoot” ’til the munchy hours strike.
Apart from smoking dope, munching on maggot burgers and shooting flies all day this Turd has very little going on in his life. Occasionally, Sh*tfaced will go to the shops…his mother is very proud.
Sh*tFaced 2003 has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Herb, Maggot Burgers, Junk TV.
Dislikes: No Herb, No Maggot Burgers, No Junk TV.
Catchphrase: “Same good sh*t…different day!”
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