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Description
Born: Bowl de pole
Date of Dump: June 1985
Lives In: Drudge Town
Sh*t Hot comes with her own pole a 34 double G and sexuality that speaks for itself. Remember to tip.
Sh*t Hot...the most famous and beautiful pap dancing girl ever to grace the electric stage at the 'Stoolin' Rouge' nightclub. This beauty is literally one of the only Turds that can crack a smile from the menacing Bogfather, the 'King Rim' of all grime in Bog Central.
From humble beginnings as a waitress at the Deli Belly restaurant, a visiting Bogfather realized her assets immediately and knew he was onto a crowd pleaser. A friendly but naive Sh*t Hot is now a BIG sar at the Rouge, following her infamous bra snapping accident...proving you should never step too close to a revolving windmill.
With adoring fans literally falling at her feet, her managers Holer and Tiddler keep her out of the gutter press and focused on the job in hand. Amongst Sh*t Hot's most famous fans is Too-Loose Loo-Trek, the famous Turd poet and socialite.
Sh*t Hot has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Loo-ey Sh*t-on Bags, being the centre of attention
Dislikes: Windmills and Tight-arses
Catchphrase: Love is a many-splattered thing...
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