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Shatman

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Description
Born: Bowl de Grotham

Date of Dump: May 1939

Lives In: The Shat Cave

Shatman comes with no powers at all. Armed with his Turd throwing star, he has to be the worst grime fighter in the Turd world. In fact he is bloody useless.

Criminal sh*ts beware! There is a poo hero in town...ready to sweep the filth from the streets, using only his poo-tility belt and sh*tening reflexes! The Crapped Crusader with his trusty sidekick Plopin'...

Shat Man is the alter ego of Bruce Stain, a self made and respected business Turd, he hides his mysterious and sad childhood. It is told that coming out of the Roxy Sh*tpit Cinema with his parents, Bruce's happy childhood was cruelly blown a part by a robbing little sh*t. Little Bruce fled into the forbidden zones of the outer rim, where he stumbled down a murky hole and learnt from the nocturnal ways of The Shat.

After years of studying this creature's every move, Bruce returned to this father's home reclaiming it as his own and turning the basement into a secret Shat Cave...from which he prepares to battle his arch enema's including Two Faeces and The Piddler.


Shatman has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.

Likes: Clinging on upside down, Sh*tty Vale (the reporter) and the Shatmobile.

Dislikes: Robbers, Thieves and Hoods.

Catchphrase: Let evil poo'ers beware..the Fart Knight cometh!

Additional Information
Average delivery time 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days

CodeSizeCollectors ValuePrice To Buy 
TFI014 Approx 11cms £15.00 £10.00 Add To Cart

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