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Ring Peace

Description
Born: Bowel de Love

Date of Dump: May 1962

Lives: Turdsville


There’s no-one more pan-atical in the Turd World than this specimen, his passion for poo-litics rivals that of Sloppy’s for turdettes. However, due to some of his more publicised cack-tivities, his application for MTP (Member if the Turds Parliament) has been blocked like Lazy Sh*t in a u-bend.

The Atomic Bum of nineteen forty-poo on Kakasaki caused a huge smear on the Turd World and the biggest wipe-off known to pan. Since then, Ring Peace and his buddies have been campaigning for the end of Atomic Bum production, creating a great stink on Crapham Common.

In the evening, Ring Peace loves to sit back and chill with a smoke courtesy of Sh*tfaced, easing his everyday strains, dreaming of some proper weird sh*t and spreading the love.


Likes: Turdy Blair, Dirty Protests, Flower Poo-wer

Dislikes: Weapons of Ass Destruction, W.C. Brush

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Average delivery time 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days

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TFI038 Approx 10cms £9.80 Add To Cart

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