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Description
Born: Bowl de Poopsbury
Date of Dump: October 1452
Lives In: The Bowl Theatre
Richard The Turd comes with Normie his trusty maggot and the quest of “A Bowl, A Bowl my Kingdom for a bowl!" Not to be trusted.
A truly paranoid sh*t...! Richard the Turd is every bit a manipulative, cunning and distrustful little sh*t that you will ever have the misfortune to meet. It is known fact that Richard loves nothing more than power and women indirectly related to him...to her demise...the late Lady Pan knows this only too well!
Yet the sloppy sh*ts amongst the Turds theatre audience still find it in their hearts to watch Richard shuffle the boards in his manic paranoia...uttering the immortal phrases "now is the winter of our incontinence" and "was ever a woman in this humour poo'd"
Richard has tried his hand at other classic Sh*tspeare plays directed by Kenneth Brownaugh, such as 'The Taming of the poo', 'Henry the Sh*t', 'O Smello' and 'Crapbeth', but lives in constant fear that he will be panned by the Daily Dump's critics.
Richard the turd has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Power, Money and Critical Acclaim
Dislikes: Bad reviews from the Daily Dump newspaper and his hump.
Catchphrase: Was ever a woman in this humour poo'd?
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