Flushed
Description
Born: Bowl de Idle
Date of Dump: December 1983
Lives In: Turdsvill
This loveable and cheeky Turd has overcome amazing odds (the inability to string a sentence together) to rise above the rim and become the favourite plop star of critic Simon Bowel.
His sh*t-off-a-stick rise to super stardom leaves the Turds critics divided, including such quotes as, “His singing is sh*t, he looks like sh*t… a natural star, not just a guff”, Simon Bowel. The Daily Dump has been less gracious, “Just another little upfart, helping to flush the sh*t parade further down the pan.” Ouch.
Plop Idol was know as Plop Star until he won Plop Idol. He has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Simon Bowel, Tops of the Plops and Eau de Colon.
Dislikes: Daily Dump and music theory.
Catchphrase: “erm..uh..erm..uh”
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