Description
Born: Bowel de Gip
Date of Dump: August 1975
Lives: Trailer Trash Park
Unfortunately, Pebble Dash is the original ‘Englishman Abroad’ sort of Turd, and just in case you don’t recognise him, he’s the one sunburnt Turd on an overcrowded Slick Beach.
Why Pebble Dash goes abroad is any Turd’s guess, as the local cuisine always knocks his delicate digestive system into turmoil. The runs, the squirts, the sh*ts and the squits… all ensure that his holday hotel puts up with a lot of sh*t.
Away from the beach, he’ll seek out the Queen Sick Pub, packed with Turds just like him. They all drink the sh*ttest beer and eat the crappest grub, complaining all the way to the toilet: “it’s too hot and sticky and I want to go back home to my hole…”
Likes: Going on holiday and getting rat arsed.
Dislikes: Foreign Beer, Foreign Food and Foreign Turds
Catchphrase: “We are, We are, The Turds… urgggh.”
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