Description
Born: Bowel de Crusty
Date of Dump: Jan 1892
Lives: Turdsville
Old Fart is one of the oldest members of the Turd World (other than Odour and a few other crusty sh*ts). In his prime, Old Fart used to be an Ace horse fly fighter pilot and bomber, playing a huge role as lead gunner in the legendary Pan Busters raid of Turd War Poo. Things had got very smelly after Evil Sh*t’s father, Really Evil Sh*t, built a massive pan over the main water pipe into the Turd world. This stopped all water flow, creating a faeces blockage, which Old Fart blasted through using Enema bombs.
Since then, things within the Turd world have somewhat settled down with Evil Sh*t keeping a low profile as he plots his father’s revenge. Old Fart, now week and tired, spends his days telling stories to the little sh*ts at Turdville High, spreading his sh*t across a new generation.
Likes: Boring the arse out of Turds, “Bog Save the Queen”, Maggot sweets
Dislikes: Dentures, bending over, Adolf Sh*tler
Catchphrase: “In the bowlden days… zzzzzzzz…”
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