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Description
Born: Bowl de Crank
Date of Dump: May 1988
Lives In: Sicko's Mental Institution
Nutty comes with straight jacket and his loving little glove puppet, completely bonkers he lives next door to Hannibal Lecturd. Some Crazy sh*t.
Growing up can be traumatic...but when you grow up with plans to take over the Turd World by creating a cult, calling all members Nigel, as well as giving maggots the right to a free 'fly pass' because they have no legs....then you're a bog short of a loo roll.
Nutty is, in the nicest terms the most insane and twisted sh*t you could ever hope to meet. As a young skid, Nutty already developed twitchy eye syndrome and claimed he was made of chocolate and that he wanted to be called Nigel...he soon found himself in an official Sicko's staight cack-it.
Now residing in his own toilet paper padded cell, Nutty spends his days talking to his best friend, glove puppet called Dog Sh*t. You might think that this is a sad story about a Turd, sh*t out of luck...but look at the grin on his face...can you deny that he is one happy little sh*t?
Nutty has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Calling everyone Nigel and his glove puppet Dog Sh*t
Dislikes: Reality, perspective and open spaces
Catchphrase: Can you hear the monkeys?
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