Description
Born: Bowl de Baker's Loo
Date of Dump: June 1853
Lives In: Bog Central
No sh*t Sherlock comes with Watson the maggot and PVC magnifying glass and the ability to state the obvious, guaranteed to find nothing and lose everything.
No Sh*t Sherlock was the most hapless of all Turd detectives, the one who got everywhere and stuck to a problem until the public got bored and wandered home. In his efforts to rid the Turd World of crime, he's called in the TWAT police teams to bring down the likes of Bonny and Slide, Al Ca Pong, Hannibal Lecturd and his brother Hannibal Sphincter. He failed spectacularly on all counts, hence he is now called a TWAT himself.
With his trusted assistant Watson the maggot, his magnifying glass and his nose for the sh*ttiest crimes and criminals on earth, No Sh*t Sherlock was the worst detective in history.
Shat the Ripper, one of Turd world's most infamous serial killers, eluded the application of his pooper-detective brain...for 40 years! To this day, rumours remain that Shat still stalks the dark, back passages of Brownchapel.
No Sh*t Sherlock has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Watson the Maggot, magnifying glass and his special blend pipe
Dislikes: Shat the Ripper, logical and educated guesses
Catchphrase: Alimentary my dear Watson!
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