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Description
Born: Bowl de Beretta
Date of Dump: August 1970
Lives In: Butt Side Central
Mr Brown comes fully loaded, one of the meanest Turds in town and the right hand man to the Bogfather and has plenty of attitude.
Born of twins and being orphaned by the effort, Mr Brown and his brother Mr Pink grew up on the doorstep of Brownmile Prison. With all the criminal activity in the area, the teenagers started their own gang called the Reservoir Bogs.
During a bungled sh*t-and-run operation they were nearly wiped out by 'the filth' (Turdvilles's police force). They relocated to Butt Side Central (a good place to live with easy access to Stainsfield Emergency Hospital), here they became employed by the nefarious Bogfather to run a ruthless crack-a-teering operation in lower Drudge Town.
However, since Joe Turd wiped out Mr Pink in the Dirt Alley incident, Mr Brown's reputation as a cold hard killer only grew further. This is an arse-sassin without remorse, who never misses a shot. He is currently wanted in connection with 14 Turd deaths at the strip joint "Greasy Ends" operated by Al Ca-pong (Bogfather's rival), but with no hard evidence to pin this killer down, he is expected to slip through the fingers of the justice department once again.
Mr Brown has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Guns, Maggot Burgers and Pap Dancing Girls
Dislikes: Joe Turd and Stool Pigeons
Catchphrase: The meek shall inherit the rim...like sh*te!
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