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Lucky Shit

Description
Born: Bowl de Rainbow

Date of Dump: 28 August 1971

Lives: Bowelywood


Lucky Sh*t is the true turds rags to riches story. After pushing his luck one step too far, this Irish charmer had an all-or-nothing bet with the Bogfather during a game of poker at the Chocolate Starfish. Despite Bogfather fixing the hand, Lucky Sh*t managed to pull a Royal Flush out of his arse and take the pot. Since that day, everything he touches turns to brown.


Likes: Moulin Stooge, River Pants, Gambling

Dislikes: Losing, Closing time, an empty glass

Catchphrase: “I’ve got the ‘my-arse’ touch!”

Additional Information
Average delivery time 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days

CodeSizePrice To Buy 
TFI030 Approx 10cms £9.80 Add To Cart

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