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Lord of the Rims

Special Edition, Flushed

Production Run
5000 UK

Description
Born: Bowl de Middlegirth

Date of Dump: August 1938

Lives In: The Dire

"One rim to rule them all!” No other Turd really understands what Lord of the Rims is on about, but it is clear that his obsession with cleanliness is strange.

‘Lord' often claims to have seen many rims (toilet seats) in his travels to Middle Girth (beyond the Turd world's forbidden zone) and believes that there is one mystical rim to bring all rims together and to this day, he continues his search.

Lord of the Rims favourite possessions are his staff and his customised cleaning bottle, which he uses to ‘befriend' new rims. His wondrous stories have gathered a following of small Turd followers called Bobbits, who dream of adventuring to other rims.

The lord of the rims has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this special edition figurine stands approximately 15cm/6" high and comes with collectors individually numbered certificate and log book.

Likes: Bobbits, clean shiny surfaces and maggots on toast for breakfast.

Dislikes: Rim Reaper, standing still and being flushed.

Catchphrase: “It shall not pass!”

Additional Information
Average delivery time 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days

CodeSizeCollectors ValuePrice To Buy 
TSF003 Approx 13cms £45.00 £40.00 Add To Cart

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