Description
Born: Bowl de Tech
Date of Dump: 20th April 1987
Lives: Turdsville
A hard working nurse from Stainsfield Hospital, Log On deals with sh*t on a daily basis, be it cleaning it or talking to it. A modern day geek and unlucky in love, Log On turns to Shat sites to find himself a hot piece of turdette to date.
Log On always takes on more than he can manage and normally ends up, up to his neck in sh*t, struggling with the easiest of podoku puzzles. Luckily, his best buddy Number 2 is always on hand with Deep Sh*t and a spade to dig him out.
Likes: Rim Trek, Sci Fi and being nerdy
Dislikes: Lazy Sh*t, Vampoos, missing Rim Trek
Catchphrase: “Captain’s Log…”
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