Flushed
Description
Born: Bowl de Slump
Date of Dump: June 1988
Lives In: Trailer Trash Park
Some Turds are destined for greatness. But this is not that story...
Able to remain motionless for extraordinary lengths of time, Lazy Sh*t's greatest achievement was eating four barrels of tapeworms and a dumpster size helping of Maggot burgers at the ‘Deli Belly' restaurant without throwing up. To reward his exertion he then watched an eight-hour marathon of Rim Trek.
Living in Trailer Trash Park, Lazy Sh*t has plenty of friends such as Dumb Sh*t to help develop his loafing skills. In fact, if you saw these two together you'd probably lapse into unconsciousness.
Lazy Sh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 10cm/4" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Remote Control, Dump Beer and toasted Maggot Rings.
Dislikes: Movement of any limb, working and thinking.
Catchphrase: “zzzzzzzzzzz….”
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