Description
Born: Bowl de Pumpey
Date of Dump: 102 BC (Before Crap)
Lives: Sh*t-a-lee (old province of the Turd world)
The former Empoo-ror of the Turd World, Julius once controlled the pan with one wipe from his hand. A noble sh*t who loved nothing more than to watch a good Turd choppin’ in the bowels on the arena, cheering his favourite gladiator, Farticus, as he sliced the sh*t out of his opponents.
Poolitical fighting within the depths of the Rimpire began as Squeezer tightened his grip upon the Turd world. There was a plot planned to knock Squeezer off his porcelain throne and he was ironically sh*t stabbed to death by a group of crafty sh*ts led by Clausiass and Brutearese.
The stabbing of Squeezer has left its skid on the pan of the Turd World and it is suggested that this is where the saying “Look behind you before you flush” originated.
Likes: Rimpire building, Bums down, Lavitorial battles
Dislikes: Sharp objects, friends, Bog
Catchphrase: “Owch.”
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