Description
Born: Bowl de Graft
Date of Dump: Jan 1967
Lives In: Sludge Alps
If you go down to the woods today...you're bound to meet Jack, sweating away, splitting his logs.
Due to a fear of dark tight holes, Jack was unable to follow his Uncle Deep up the passages he mines. Loving the outdoors and smell of stale air, Jack instead set his sights on becoming the best Logger in the Turd world, currently holding the Championship title for the fourth year running, after stripping a 6ft log in 2 minutes.
Everyone knows Jack's reputation for working as hard as a constipated sphincter, providing for his family and carrying his bum of a brother, Lazy. Despite Lazy's lack of grafting, Jack loves nothing more than to share a beer and maggot burger with him, while watching 'pay-per-poo' wrestling events.
Jack Sh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Sharpening his axe and slurping Dump Beer.
Dislikes: Oversleeping, Hangovers and Shaving .
Catchphrase: Take the strain!
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