Flushed
Description
Flush Date: June 2004
Born. Bowl De Doulton
Date of dump: January 1945
Lives in: Channel Bog TV Studios.
Holy Sh*t is the local bible basher within Turdville and swears by the Son of the Bog...literally! Holy Sh*t regularly spreads the word on the Channel Bog every evening.
Renown for his extremist views and ways, his staff is his greatest weapon and cleanses of all sin within the Turd World. His philosophy is a simple one, "If there's sinners let me fill them in". Holy Sh*t's techniques such as 'Groin Baseball' (to cure Turds who regularly go 'bishop bashing'), have been seen as somewhat extreme, although very effective.
Holy Sh*t is a dedicated turd, spending a great deal of time in the community especially at Stoolin Rouge nightclub, where he will spend many hours working his staff on the unfortunate pap dancing girls, "My pole is my soul, hallelujah, praise the Bog...!"
Holy Sh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this flushed standard figurine stands approximately 11cm/4 1/2 " high and comes with a log book.
Complete with Bible and staff.
Likes: Beating sin, Sundays and Bog.
Dislikes: Sin, Bishop bashers and teenagers.
Catchphrase: "Better to burn up than to fade away"
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