Description
Born: Bowel de Bursmelly
Date of Dump: Feb 1982
Lives: Trailer Trash Park
With role models like his cousins, Pancracker and Tough Sh*t, there is no wonder Gob Sh*te has aspirations to be a hard sh*t and to be promoted to ‘General Arsehole’. This little sh*t loves nothing more than to fill up on his favourite beer, Smella Artois, and knock ten bells of sh*t anyone within a twenty-metre radius.
There is, however, one problem which he has yet to overcome… Gob Sh*te only thinks he’s tough, and frequently receives a good ass kicking for causing trouble he is unable to finish and letting his mouth run away with him.
He loves nothing more than to pop down to his local, “The Three Legged Stool”, with his buddy Sh*t for Brains to watch his shatball idol David Crapham knocking his balls in the brown box.
Likes: Sh*te Club, Shatball, Crazy Bog
Dislikes: Arseanal, Work, Smart Arses
Catchphrase: “Come on if you think you’re hard enough!”
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