Special Edition, Flushed
Production Run
5000
Description
Born: Bowl De Black
Date of Dump: June 1977
Lives in: The inner space
If you want a take a trip to the dark side then this Turd is the daddy of all Bog Wars. With his arch enemy Odour and Luke SkidWalker, his only dream is to wipe out the alliance. May the force be with you…you would hope so?
For generations now, many Turds believe that 'the bowl' has a dark side. The darkest place just behind the rim of the u-bend, where the vilest Turds lurk and hatch their evil plots to dominated the Turd World (when they actually reach there).
Fart Vapour, is the high Lord of the dark side, a menacing and domineering sh*t, devoid of emotion and single-minded in his plans to enslave the Turd World, the outer rims and the moons beyond...armed with his glowing wipesabre.
For such an oppressive and shadowy figure, Fart Vapour's beginnings are well documented in Turd lore. It is said that during his flush, he took a glancing shot with a dose of detergent and was horribly disfigured. Now only managing rasping breathes through his polished helmet. His glowing wipesabre is a truly lethal weapon and after years of dipping in detergent, can slice through the toughest Turd enemies.
Fart Vapour was originally Fart Vader but they changed it, although I liked Fart Vader. He has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this special edition figurine stands approximately 13cm 5 " high. Comes with log book, collectors date of dump certificate with individual coding, and top turd tips.
Complete with every thing you need to be the dark lord of the turd world.
Likes: Black helmets, cloaks, boots and electonic buttons.
Dislikes: Talcum powder marks, dust and wet paint.
Catchphrase: The fart is strong within this one!
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