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Born: Bowl de Numb
Date of Dump: December 1980
Lives In: Trailer Trash Park
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A miracle of natural de-selection, Dumb Sh*t is possibly the stupidest Turd that ever existed. At the tender age of 24 years old, Dumb is still sitting his finals at Turdville High School. But to be fair, it is only his 8th year of re-shits.
However, Dumb Sh*t is Turdville High School's star shatball player. He's fast with the ball, just like his hero, Forrest Dump. On the pitch, the pupils can be heard cheering him on, shouting “Run, Dummy, Run!”.
Living in Trailer Trash park, Dumb's favourite past time is to watch the Jerry Shitslinger TV Shat Show, on which he hopes to work on some day…as a chair.
Dumb Sh*it has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Shiny things, Shatball and his pointy ‘D' hat.
Dislikes: Fully constructed sentences.
Catchphrase: "Jerry...Jerry...Jerry!"
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