Flushed
Description
Born: Bowl de Seena-sore-arse
Date of Dump: November 1431
Lives In: Sludge Alps (Castle Hi-Bran)
Count Crapula is one very Vlad Sh*t...beware at all costs! Originally, an ancient warrior prince born of the harsh country of Transal-Strainia, Count Crapula took great pleasure in inhaling his enemies, garnering his original nickname of 'Vlad the Inhaler' from terrified country folk. He has been known to dine outdoors to watch his victims being inhaled, generating a hero status with the sickest of minds such as Hannibal Lecturd.
Banished into the wilderness by Professor Pan Hellstain, Count Crapula now walks the lands as a creature of the night, sucking on the life fluids of any turd he can get hold of. Recently he has been sighted in the Brown Chapel district lurking with intent. Watch out if you're down there...you might just get a pain in the neck.
Count Crapula has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Black capes, Sunblock 3,000 and gum shields
Dislikes: Professor Pan Hellstain and travelling in wooden crates
Catchphrase: "You taste like sh*t!"
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