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Born: Bowl de Dungdee
Date of Dump: Sept 1272
Lives: Bog Mess
One of the most iconic turds ever to grace the pan, Bravefart is a true hero and local legend in the land of Botland, from where he emerged. It was thanks to Bravefart that Botland got its freedom from the cruel clutches of the English ruler Edturd Logshanks, who was out to invade any bowl he could. A small army of Bottish Pansmen was gathered and Bravefart led the way to victory alongside Plopert de Poos and Bottie Prince Charlie.
Although he was a very caring and passionate Turd, he had a fiery side which he saved for the shattlefield – he would swing his sword and slice the sh*t out of all who stood in his way… The bloo face markings are battle paints allowing Bravefart to scare the sh*t out of his enemas before he even draws his sword. This red haired Bot was one hard sh*t not to be played with…
Likes: A good panning, manskirts, Bog Mess Monster
Dislikes: Peace, English Turds, Edturd I
Catchphrase: “They’ll never take our FAECES!”
