Flushed
Description
Born: Bowl de: Bowl de Looton
Date of Dump: March 1981
Lives In: Trailer Trash Park
Bird Sh*t comes with Iron and Mop and some series Turdie power. Wife to Tough sh*t this is the female Chav of Turds. Burberry hat not included.
Many Turds will grumble that they get plenty of sh*t from 'er indoors, when they come home late, drunk and smelling of other Turdettes. But nothing...nothing, compares to the sh*t dished out by Bird Sh*t...on her rogue husband Tough Sh*t.
Known to swing her iron with uncanny accuracy, Tough Sh*t has the smoothest face in Turd World for all the wrong reasons. This grafting babe had a tough life growing up in the slums of Dumpsville and is one of the few Turds that can juggle ten screaming skids and still manage to catch Jerry Sh*tslinger show.
One look in her eyes is all you need to know that she's got her sh*thole of a home just how she likes it... so be careful where you step when you visit.
Bird Sh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Mindless trash TV, beating up Tough Sh*t, reading 'the Bum' newspaper.
Dislikes: Tough Sh*t's booze buddies and working for a living.
Catchphrase: Speak to the hand, cause the faece ain't listening!
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