Bazturd New 2007 Range As soon as he was old enough to walk he was lifting maggot bars from W.H Whiffs, just for kicks. Bazturd (a.k.a “The Squeezer”) is often felt before he is seen, as he lurks in the shadow of the Chocolate Starfish. Renowned for his sharpness, Bazturd sleeps very little due to his diet of coffee, coke and nicotine.
Comes complete with log book and Turd handling tips.
