Description
Born: Bowl de: Bowl de Cheek
Date of Dump: Oct 1976
Lives In: Crappaland
Bag of Sh*te comes with his own bag, stunning hey. Perfect for the one that you love or don’t.
We all know a cheeky little sh*t when we see one, but Bag of Sh*te is truly top bog! This little fella is the master at the wink and smile combo, which has Turdettes falling over themselves to pick him up and take him home. However, painfully shy, Bag of Sh*te never leaves the confines of his paper shopping bag.
Bag of Sh*te can be seen hanging out in the Crappaland Shopping mall, where he'll wait around in his bag hoping to be accidently picked up by a passing Turd shopper or more importantly, a Turdette.
But it's not all fun and games, his cheeky smile hides the sadness of being abandoned when he was just a little sh*t. Living out of his bag on the streets of Bog Central, he managed to sneak his way into Crappaland one busy shopping day.
It's a little known fact that Bag of Sh*te is the Turd World sack race champion and is fully able to punch his way out of a paper bag. So there!
Bag of Sh*T has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Double lined shopping bags, Turdettes and the classic tune " Another one bites the flush" by Steam
Dislikes: Rain (makes his home soggy)and Krappa clothing.
Catchphrase: Wherever I lay my bag...that's my home.
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