Flushed
Description
Born: Bowl de Scraper
Date of Turd: December 1933
Lives in: Bog Central
ID: TF1021
The wildlife reporter of the Daily Dump newspaper, Fartie McArsewipe had always been a bit of an adventurer and on his last trip to the far away Dull Island, beyond the forbidden zone, he found a discarded gorilla suit, left by the local savage cannabowl Turds.
Always looking to impress his object of desire (fellow reporter, Loo-is Drain), he donned his suit and climbed to the top of the Daily Dump building, proclaiming his love! Until...the filth's TWAT team of flies soon tranquilized his monkey ass....
After 102 storeys, 14 operations and 1 public bowel disorder sentence, he now winces around the office, still trying his luck with Loo-is and suffering the paper planes thrown at him... until he goes...Ape Sh*t!
ApeSh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this new for 2005 standard figurine stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high and comes with log book.
Complete with an Ape Suit
Likes: Loo-is Drain, King Pong the movie, bananas and scratching his monkey ass!
Dislikes: Heights, TWAT teams, Tranquiliser Agent and Gravity.
Catchphrase: Aaaaaaarrrggggghhhhh!
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