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Description
Born: Bowl de Farterland
Date of Dump: April 1889
Lives In: Turdville High School basement
A sinister and demented Turd indeed, Adolf Sh*tler is the Turd world's greatest threat to peace and stability. Secretly, Adolf is actually Derek the cleaner at Turdville High School who has unnatural obsession with bleach products and a psychotic desire to rule the Turd world.
With his small moustache and warped ego, Adolf's plan to cleanse the Turd world has begun with his massive and highly illegal stockpile of bleach products, hidden in his basement. Patiently…he waits for his time to strike.
On a good day, Derek can often be seen preaching to a massive audience of three Turds, about his vision of a cleaner world. His audiences usually comprises of ‘bum' Turds looking for shelter for the evening.
Adolf Sh*tler has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.
Likes: Bleach, his own voice and solitude.
Dislikes: Teenage Turds and all things ‘un-cleansed'.
Catchphrase: “Heil Sh*tler!”
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